If One of the Ying Yang Twins Had Narcolepsy
INT. YING-YANG MUSIC VIDEO SET - EVENING
The actors take their places on set, an actress sits in the middle of empty set on a black couch, Ying Yang twins off set. Twin #1 is snoring in chair, is abruptly awakened by Twin #2 shaking his shoulder.
Twin 2:
Aye man, get up, come on what you doin!
Twin 1:
Hmm? Oh uh damn, sorry, man, sorry. Yeah uh, I'm ready, let's go.
Twin 2:
Ok, then.
Twin 2: (to director)
Aight, we ready.
Director:
All right everybody, quiet on the set. And…Action!
Twin 1:
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body… and your… your ass look… soft…
snores
Director:
Cut!
Twin 2:
Aye man, we're payin a lot for this shoot, wake up, what's going on with you!
Twin 1:
I'm good man, I'm good, I promise.
Twin 1: (to director)
I…Sorry. I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's do this.
Director:
All right everybody, take two. And…Action!
Twin 2:
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Camera pans to Twin 1, asleep
CUT TO:
EXT. FIELD IN THE MIDDLE OF SPRING - DAY
Twin 1: (awakens -- visibly startled)
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY DICK!
Wait till you see my…hunh?
Twin 1 looks around, there's nobody for miles.
Twin 1 begins to walk around the field, admiring the beauty of the rivers and mountains.
Twin 1 looks at setting sun and takes off his sunglasses, and whispers to himself:
Like D-AMN, D-AMN, D-AMN, D-AMN…
Camera fades to black.